Eatling

Every time I type in my own blog address, I end up typing "eatling." I suppose an eatling is a little critter that's born for the sole purpose of being eaten. Or maybe a being from the planet Eat. Earthling. Eatling. Hm... hard to say, really. Maybe it's actually a verb. The progressive form of "to eatle." "Eatle," of course, would mean something like... "to burp through one's nose such that it burns." Dang, I hate when I do that. Especially in public, because people think I'm crazy when they're talking to me and I suddenly grab my face and moan.

Not that there's anything wrong with being crazy.