Funny

After getting some sleep, eating toast with butter and apple jelly, and ordering girl scout cookies from an unbearably cute five-year-old, I feel a lot better than I did yesterday, but I'm not going to open my syntax book again until after I've done all my homework for all my other classes and edited whatever newspaper articles I have. In fact, I think I might just take the syntax book back to the library and see if there are any other books about syntax that aren't written by a stuffy arrogant idiot. I mean, that are easier to read. Yes.

Anyway, so it's time to write a list of five things that I find mildly funny.

1. The word "toast." Toast toast toast.
2. Things that go "squish"
3. Chuck Norris
4. Things on fire
5. Old people on percocet


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PS - And before anyone says it, no, old Chuck Norris, on fire and on percocet, eating toast and jumping on a water bed... is not funny.

PPS - Well, okay, actually, yes it is. I lied.