- die in a car wreck
- smoke
- do drugs
- go bungee-jumping
- willingly get a shot
- become a doctor
- become president of the United States
- learn Hebrew
- tickle a firefly
- kiss an antelope
- eat a stinkbug
- make out with my brother
- skin someone alive
- lose a burping contest
- work at Wal-Mart
- enjoy wearing perfume, makeup, or a dress
- learn to cook
- have a pet tarantula
- grow celery
- invent a revolutionary kind of laundry soap
- willingly watch the Harry Potter movies
- juggle 12 things at once
- start a fire with nothing but an ice cube and a sewing needle
- learn to dance anything but Irish stepdance
- passionately kiss a woman
- strip for someone on a webcam
- own a poodle of any size
- compete in the Olympics
- ride an emu
- sing an aria just before keeling over dead
- put underwear on my head, go out in public, and breakdance
- eat mercury
- finish writing a list of 50 things I'll never do
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
50 things I'd never do
List 50 things you'll never do:
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Okay, some of these things were just plain MEAN to put in my head. YUCK!
34. Be a nursery worker in Primary.
35. Clean toilets in Wolnatie again.
36. Pick out a lawn mower for your mother.
37. Buy another Chrysler product as long as I live.
38. Live in a neighborhood with CCR's (codes, covenants and restrictions: a la "homeowner's association")
39. Give money to the ACLU or the NRA.
40. Appear in drag in the Chicago Gay and Lesbian parade.
41. Spray-paint my and your mother's initials in a heart on the side of the big silver ball at the entrance to EPCOT.
42. Play World of Warcraft. or watch anyone else play World of Warcraft. or Dungeons and Dragons. Or ...
43. Play bagpipes. In a kilt.
44. Use an entire roll of duct tape at one sitting. For ANYthing.
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45. Drink coffee and love it.
46. Declare your eternal hatred for Huskies and Gnomes.
47. smoke drugs while bungee jumping in a hail of bullets while a hebrew firefly tickling doctor tries to make you president..
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Okay i'm tired lol
So I get to finish up?!?
These are supposed to be things YOU wouldn't do, right?
48. Swim the English Channel.
49. Win a (real) beauty pageant.
50. Lose your sparkle. (Temporarily misplace it, maybe, but I don't think you could ever lose it.)
I'm sort of partial to number 33...
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