Tuesday, March 4, 2008

50 things I'd never do

List 50 things you'll never do:
  1. die in a car wreck
  2. smoke
  3. do drugs
  4. go bungee-jumping
  5. willingly get a shot
  6. become a doctor
  7. become president of the United States
  8. learn Hebrew
  9. tickle a firefly
  10. kiss an antelope
  11. eat a stinkbug
  12. make out with my brother
  13. skin someone alive
  14. lose a burping contest
  15. work at Wal-Mart
  16. enjoy wearing perfume, makeup, or a dress
  17. learn to cook
  18. have a pet tarantula
  19. grow celery
  20. invent a revolutionary kind of laundry soap
  21. willingly watch the Harry Potter movies
  22. juggle 12 things at once
  23. start a fire with nothing but an ice cube and a sewing needle
  24. learn to dance anything but Irish stepdance
  25. passionately kiss a woman
  26. strip for someone on a webcam
  27. own a poodle of any size
  28. compete in the Olympics
  29. ride an emu
  30. sing an aria just before keeling over dead
  31. put underwear on my head, go out in public, and breakdance
  32. eat mercury
  33. finish writing a list of 50 things I'll never do

5 comments:

dubby said...

Okay, some of these things were just plain MEAN to put in my head. YUCK!

Old Man With a radio transmitter in his car said...

34. Be a nursery worker in Primary.

35. Clean toilets in Wolnatie again.

36. Pick out a lawn mower for your mother.

37. Buy another Chrysler product as long as I live.

38. Live in a neighborhood with CCR's (codes, covenants and restrictions: a la "homeowner's association")

39. Give money to the ACLU or the NRA.

40. Appear in drag in the Chicago Gay and Lesbian parade.

41. Spray-paint my and your mother's initials in a heart on the side of the big silver ball at the entrance to EPCOT.

42. Play World of Warcraft. or watch anyone else play World of Warcraft. or Dungeons and Dragons. Or ...

43. Play bagpipes. In a kilt.

44. Use an entire roll of duct tape at one sitting. For ANYthing.

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Terrace said...

45. Drink coffee and love it.

46. Declare your eternal hatred for Huskies and Gnomes.

47. smoke drugs while bungee jumping in a hail of bullets while a hebrew firefly tickling doctor tries to make you president..

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Okay i'm tired lol

dubby said...

So I get to finish up?!?

These are supposed to be things YOU wouldn't do, right?

48. Swim the English Channel.

49. Win a (real) beauty pageant.

50. Lose your sparkle. (Temporarily misplace it, maybe, but I don't think you could ever lose it.)

Anonymous said...

I'm sort of partial to number 33...